Hello. My name is Circe, and this is a cursed webpage.
I call it “cursed” because everyone who visits this page is subject to a unique curse that causes drastic physical transformations.
Yes, that includes you.
It’s a bummer, I know. You’ll have a chance to yell at the person who linked you here later. Well, if you can still talk when I'm done with you. Some people end up worse off than others, but I’ve got a feeling you’ll be one of the lucky ones.
And don’t worry! Ever since I threw out the dusty tomes and migrated to the cloud, my efficiency is through the roof! You’ll be out of here with your new curse in no time.
Since I know you fancy yourself something of a transformation. . . let's say "connoiseur", I'm going to offer you some choices.
Ready to learn your fate?